Monday, 31 December 2007

A rush and a push.....

and this land that we stand on is ours. Or at least it can be, for only £79.99 Buy It Now.
It was the "Your own campsite. Scottish plot of land to camp on" that caught my eye. I was under the impression that I can camp anywhere in Scotland as long as I stay within the rules of the "code". Hmmm, fools and their money.

Oh, and you get to call yourself Laird or Lady. Oh aye? Laird/Lady of what exactly? I suppose you could name your wee plot of land. That might work. What's the Gaelic for "that wee bit of midgie-infested grund wi' the twa trees, whur ra sheep winnae go"?

Personally, I'd rather buy a wee island in the Hebrides and build a Banana Republic. I'd have a private army and everybody would have to call me El Presidente.

4 comments:

ptc* said...

At a very reasonable £1.99 postage you have to wonder if Scotland will be diminished piece by piece as a foreign power buys our whole land a square at a time and rebuilds it as a "Scotworld" where you can have a go on the Haggistronic rides, toss a virtual caber and have you photo taken by the many grotesque Sean Connery-suited assistants wandering about the park.

Big Kev said...

Maybe I should break the link before Donald Trump sees it?

AktoMan said...

Buy it, fence it off, then release the wolf pack. Maybe a very small pack, but they have to start somewhere.

Or a herd of mouse.

Big Kev said...

Well, our two big dugs are quite scary looking....
It's a thought.